Maybe I misheard her, I thought. Maybe she called me a blizzard. I double-checked with her. Nope, she called me a lizard.
I'm not sure how I will move on from this. How to I manage a BFF relationship where one party calls the other a lizard? Are there any redeeming qualities of lizard? Is it beneficial in anyway to be a lizard? Should I aspire to be more like a lizard?
I don't have the answers to these questions? That ignorance aside, there is only one question I truly want to know the answer to: How could a BFF call another BFF a lizard!?
I am glad to see you have considered the questions above. But I think, the real question is whether the BFF in question is actually a lizard herself and trying to trick you into the fact that you are, too, a lizard. If this is the case, you might want to rethink this whole BFF thing.
ReplyDeleteI mean, who wants a lizard as a BFF? Not me, that's for sure.
I mean, except for a lizard who uses Twitter.
one bff should not put the other bff on blast via the internet. it makes me question if said bffs truely are bffs.
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